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death-by-lulz: This post has been featured on a 1000notes.com blog.

death-by-lulz:

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aquus:

before you have sex with me you have to earn it

take these two potatoes and this goat and bring them to the river valley where you will meet an old gypsy named madam zeroni. carry madam zeroni back up the mountain on your back and allow her to drink from the stream while you sing for her. she will give you a necklace of beads. return them to me to complete the quest.

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youngblackandvegan:

finalblessing:

will smith everybody

he’s just so proud

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once i had a breakdown and cried into my pillow and this happened and i feel like this is an accurate representation of my current mental state

once i had a breakdown and cried into my pillow and this happened and i feel like this is an accurate representation of my current mental state

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lunaloveklaine:

bakerstreetmarauder:

If someone tells you a racist, sexist or homophobic joke, don’t get mad at them. Just tell them you don’t get it. Keep telling them you don’t get it until they are forced to explain why women/minorities/homosexuals are stupid/etc.

Then just walk away.

This is actually the best possible reaction, because this way you don’t just get them mad, you get them to think

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death-by-lulz: ijessicalanglois: me getting ready in the morning  This post has been featured on a 1000notes.com blog.

death-by-lulz:

ijessicalanglois:

me getting ready in the morning 

This post has been featured on a 1000notes.com blog.

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pillsforbreakfast: teenytigress: SO THIS GUY IN MY ENGLISH IS DOING A PROJECT FOR BIO WHERE HE GETS A DUCKLING TO IMPRINT ON HIM SO HE JUST CARRIES IT AROUND WITH HIM TO ALL OF HIS CLASSES AND I SWEAR THIS DUCK IS THE MOST WELL BEHAVED FUCKING POULTRY IVE EVER SEEN IT JUST SITS ON HIS DESK QUIETLY AND SOMETIMES HE PUTS IT IN HIS POCKET AND IT JUST SLEEPS LIKE WOW YOU GO DUCKY ahw thats cute

pillsforbreakfast:

teenytigress:

SO THIS GUY IN MY ENGLISH IS DOING A PROJECT FOR BIO WHERE HE GETS A DUCKLING TO IMPRINT ON HIM SO HE JUST CARRIES IT AROUND WITH HIM TO ALL OF HIS CLASSES AND I SWEAR THIS DUCK IS THE MOST WELL BEHAVED FUCKING POULTRY IVE EVER SEEN IT JUST SITS ON HIS DESK QUIETLY AND SOMETIMES HE PUTS IT IN HIS POCKET AND IT JUST SLEEPS LIKE WOW YOU GO DUCKY

ahw thats cute

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ejacutastic:

i have childhood memories that i am not 100% sure actually happened or if i dreamed them i really do not know

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vanished:

Sara Cwynar - Color Studies

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